Tony And Angela Get Divorced

[frosty]

Anybody know if there were any missing lines/scenes from T&A Get Divorced? It's one of my favorite episodes, and as I've watched it over and over, it seems that there were a few that ABC Family cut out. I noticed one where Ms. Foster was coming back to drop off papers and T&A were wearing the sweatshirt (or was it when she was leaving for the first time...?) there seemed to be something that they cut off from one of her lines.

I was actually surprised by ABC Fam's editing on that episode....there didn't appear to be as many cuts as some other episodes -- especially with some of the things that were said in T&AGD. But still, I'm sure there was something, and I'd definitely be curious to know what was missing, so if anybody could do a little transcription, that would be great.

Thank you so much!

[folle]

OK here is the first missing scene in T&A Get Divorced. Near the beginning, right after Jonathan tells Angela that he may be the only legitimate deduction she has, instead of cutting right to the living room scene with the auditor, there is the following dialogue:

Tony: Great, great, now we're going to jail.

Angela: We are not going to jail. This is a routine investigation. They are after my accountant, not us.

Tony: Angela, you're kidding yourself. That's not how this works. Let me tell you something. When these people start digging, they dig until they find something. That's how they nailed my poor cousin Vinnie. And all he had was a lousy shoe shine stand in the neighborhood.

Angela: How much did he owe?

Tony: Three million dollars.

(Angela looks horrified. Tony and Angela go into the living room where Billy is sitting on the sofa and the IRS agent is in the side chair. Billy is playing with a calculator.)

Tony: (carring a plate for the guest) Snack time!

Billy: Look, I'm helping do your taxes.

Angela: Well, that's very nice honey, but why don't you give the calculator back to the lady.

Tony: Yeah, or at least, use the subtraction key! (patting Billy off the couch) Go ahead, goa ahead Billy, go up to your room.

Billy: (obviously repeating what he's heard) But I want to see her squeeze blood from a stone!

Tony: (gesturing embarassedly) (sweetly) Go upstairs!

Billy: But...

Tony: (to Angela) Do something with him!!! (to the IRS Agent) Kids...

Angela: So, how's it going Ms. Foster?

Ms. Foster: Well, I'm almost finished. I must admit, I'm very impressed with your extensive files.

(scene picks back up with Tony's cigar box of receipts)

[jasonc_wtbr]

I believe there's a little bit that's cut out in a later scene.

(not-cut) After Tony and Angela's "anniversary party", Sam, Jonathan and Billy go to the kitchen.

MONA: Ok, now, here's the plan: I'm going to take the kids to a movie...double feature. Let nature take its course; wink, wink, wink, wink, wink.

ANGELA: Mother... (/not cut)

MONA: Oh, come on. You're legally married, now. Even the federal government wants you to do it!

(TONY AND ANGELA LOOK EXASPERATED)

MONA ctd: Look, if you don't want to do it for yourself, do it for your country.

TONY: Mona, please. I assure you that's the furthest thing from our minds, right now.

ANGELA: That is right.

(TONY AND ANGELA GIVE EACH OTHER THE LOOK)

(BEAT)

TONY: (TUGGING AT HIS COLLAR) Is it getting hot in here?

ANGELA: Yeah, it's a little...little warm.

[folle]

Mona's line is missing when the IRS Agent comes to the door and T&A are wearing the sweatshirt. The kids come in singing happy anniversary...

Agent: You know, for unmarried people, you sure do a lot of married things.

Mona: (bluntly) Except the important one.

[frosty]

Thanks so much Folle and Jason, that really helped. They cut out more than I thought, so it was nice to know what really was said and all.

Thanks again!